Red Matter Knobs

Back in the 21st century galactic forest woodworker Ruck Bodger found one of his Glide knobs had gone missing. Where had it vanished to? Some say it was a rift in the time-space continuum that took the knob, others say it fell into a black dog hole, still some others say it was chopped off in a fit of anger by renegade anti-visers. All we know is, Ruck needed a replacement in the future now present! Plowing his way through various nebula, Ruck encountered a mesmerizing array of objects made of luminous red matter floating in a cosmic river of toxic blue epoxy. Upon closer examination he discovered the objects were the exact shape of his missing Benchcrafted Glide knob! Employing his shooting skills, he whipped out his Ray-Fleck gun and taking aim he tractor-beamed the glimmering objects into his possession. Traversing the galaxy back to his cosmic woodlot, Ruck was able to return to the world of effortless workholding, his Benchcrafted Glide and Tail Vise now outfitted with knobs of red matter.